Not taking much of your time because clearly ‘Kya Kool Hain Hum 3’ doesn’t deserve it; we give you a list of reasons why this film is probably the most depressing porn-com ever.
No porn, no fun
When a movie claims to be India’s first ‘porn-com’, what do you expect out of it? Some porn? Some comedy? Alas. This movie falls short on both counts. While some people might have expected it to be porn under the flag name of comedy, others were expecting it to be exactly opposite. First things first; actors biting their lips, performing unbelievable groping act and making other obscene gestures are neither ‘alluring’ nor funny. It’s simply just a scanty utilisation of actors which does no good; neither to you, nor to us.
Baseless sexual innuendos, literally
Fruit to food; it’s really strange how the movie has depicted every object (living or dead) as a tasteless piece of sexual innuendo which either makes you want to puke or just view it with a dead face. Didn’t the makers know that some things aren’t related to sex; not even remotely. Or they just didn’t know what sexual innuendos actually mean!
USP – Shoddy script, amateurish direction, loud acting
If there’s a movie that students need to see to understand how one shouldn’t direct films, it should be this. Clearly, it’s a new low in our film industry, in our film making, in this universe. While there’s no story to the film apart from how two boys end up becoming porn-stars and take a fake family to convince one of the boy’s would-be father-in-law; well there’s no acting too. It’s just a failed attempt to what’s been thought of as acting. By the end of the film, that is if only you’re paid to sit through out the movie; you might want to pull your hair bad.
Cult classics to latest blockbusters: Porn parodies redefined
Porn parodies of ‘Sholay’, ‘Kick’, ‘Chennai Express’, ‘The Dirty Picture’... (add more to the list if you wish) were so so poor that they not only redefined the concept of porn parodies but also the definition of poor. Why did you do this to us? (At times, they seemed to be interesting because of their sheer guts to actually do it on the big screen)
PETA please take action
I feel terribly sad to have witnessed two living creatures; pug and a bird being tortured to the extent that they had to be a part of this film. Oh wait, there was a mice too in one scene. PETA, make sure you take some action.
Too many cooks spoil the broth
Although this film didn’t have anything which could be spoiled, the multi star-cast didn’t do anything great apart from taking the film from bad to worse. Starring Tusshar Kapoor, Aftab Shivdasani and Mandana Karimi in lead roles along with Gizelle Thakral, Claudia Ciesla, Krushna Abhishek, Shakti Kapoor, Darshan Jariwala in pivotal roles, this film is nothing less than a question mark.
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